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[hexedbug]

the trick to surviving as a sheltered socially awkward neurodivergent person is to find people with cute sonas who equally need a hug and revel in it

[karamazovanon]

(im sorry)

[blocktalesconfessions]

demo 3 spoilers //

What the fuck is going on in that manor. I don’t get it. Shedletsky never implies Telamon is a person (considering the whole real world parallel), but everyone else in the manor sees Telamon as an entirely different guy. A myth?? So at first I thought maybe it was weird separate identity thing. And it likely is that. But there’s still weird things that don’t add up

Like the? Kitchen Wizard??? Didn’t they die relatively recently?? I have no clue what the time frame is in the story but when Kitchen Wizard dies Shedletsky is quite literally in a wheelchair, so how did the cutscene that they describe even HAPPEN. Does he have weird spiritual powers??? What of Shedletsky do we Not know??? Guys I want answers I need theories I need that robed man I need PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!! -🪼

huh. you raise interesting points...

[masked-and-doomed]

I hwiauh I erm I ahh uhh I uhhfiens I I I'm. I. Hwouh my god oh my god. Wahouh.

Soul. Mate. Not. Not even lover not darling not my love not beloved SOUL MATE.

DEAR SOUL MATE.

I'm I erm I uhm I wwoauhj. I. I didn't know we were close like that Mister Chronus I. I um. I wow. Wow. I uhm.

He might not mean it y'know it might just be a silly little title it's not like wahah it's it it he's just playinggg he's not for realll

[vlada-slavik]

Imagine a psychological game where our main character has a partner/sibling/[anybody who could be considered close] who tries to be everybody for them and fill all of their needs and they seem just so unhealthy (as in "it's not good for mc") but then when u look from other perspective, that character struggles with self image and thought that by being anything and everything for a person who "means a world to them" they could actually understand who they truly are and where they belong in world

I had to write that to remember 💔💔💔 sorry for yapping

[noys-boise]

i doubt these life hacks will work

[luna-the-bard]

🍫 :)

🍫 Who is more likely to steal the other's clothes? What are their favorite items to steal?

Out of the two of them, only skeets could somewhat steal Samus’s garb. Samus is too big to fit in any of skeets’s clothes. However, with skeets there’s another problem: her massive wings.

So, neither one of them can really wear the other’s clothes. They go on fun shopping trips where they pick out what the other will wear instead though! Somehow they always end up with at least one pair of matching outfits.

The only time when Skeets really wore something of Samus’s was at the very beginning, when she was sick with pneumonia and Samus had to cut up some of her old t shirts, so they would have an opening for the wings in the back. That was pre-relationship, though.

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[metanarrates]

less than two weeks after a law passed that bans transgender people in utah from using bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity, an elected official is already inciting death threats against a child:

the girl in question (who is cisgender) is under police protection currently after a member of the STATE EDUCATION BOARD posted her photos on facebook and implied that the girl was trans. she took the photos down after learning that the girl was cis, but the damage had already been done. the student in question had already recieved a barrage of death threats.

the board member, natalie cline, has faced backlash and state legislature has already started discussion on how to impeach state board officials, but I find it important to reiterate that the girl she accused of being trans was in fact cisgender. I doubt the backlash would be quite so widespread if this wasn't a false accusation. this behavior is being normalized and encouraged by our bigoted state legislation.

we're going to see more of this kind of thing in the future, most likely. please keep your eyes on utah

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[gerrykeay]

im not putting this post into words. beams into your mind The Parallels

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[lesbiancorvoattano]

im so tired of the "we shouldnt criticize andrew tate fans, they're kids they don't know any better 🥺" and framing these boys as victims meanwhile those boys are being misogynistic bullies to the girls in their classes.

boys are coddled and treated like their beliefs and actions are harmless meanwhile girls' suffering is ignored. sure the boys are "just kids" but so are the girls.

imagine being a girl trying to learn in this sort of environment.

teenage boys are engaging in abusive behavior towards their girlfriends that they learned from andrew tate and your primary concern is the left doesn't coddle men and boys in this discussion about misogyny?

framing all andrew tate supporters as "young boys who don't know any better" ignores the support he has among adult men. in the UK, 26% of men aged 18-29 and 28% of men aged 30-39 agree with his opinions on women.

looking beyond andrew tate specifically, young men are more likely to feel threatened by feminism than older men. 50% of gen z men believe that feminism has gone 'too far'. there is an epidemic of misogyny among boys and young men.

[vennitrii]

hey man maybe if you think about the fact that dogs dream, and that non-human animals play, and that octopuses decorate their dens, and that there are non-human animals that have cultures, and that ants teach each other, and that fossils exist, and that there are so many forms of language and communication, and that fellow apes look so much like us, and that we are not alone you'll see the beauty and joy

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 2

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[unnamedboxvoid]

I’m tempted to make OCs inspired by mysterious songs, and/or computer viruses.